!!.. Mene 1k Ladki Se Uska Naam Pucha.. .. She : Sara.. .. Me: Or Kya Sara Ka Sara Hi Bta De, Naam B Bhla Koi Aadha Adhura Btata H Kya..!! :\ |
!!.. Kisine Mujse Pucha.. .. Kya Hai Teri Umar Bhar Ka Khajana.. .. To Mujhe Jhatt Se Yaad Aaya Wo Tera Halka Sa Muskurana..!! |
Fact .. DiL 6ota na Kro..!! |
!!.. Usne Mujhe Jee Bhar K Chaha Hoga.. .. Tabhi To Uska Jee Bhar Aaaya Hoga..!! |
!!.. Bachpan Main Meri Mummy K Thappad Ka Itna Accha Print 6apta Tha Mere Gaal Pe.. .. Colony Wale Meri Shakal Dekh K Hi Jaan Jaate The Ki Meri Aarti Utaaari Gyi H..!! |
!!.. Mere Lafz Fike Padd Gye Teri 1k Adaa K Saamne.. .. Main 2jhko Khuda Kehh Gya, APne Khuda K Saamne..!! |
!!.. Ye Kafan, Ye Janaza, Ye Kabbr To Sirf Baatein Hain Ae Dost.. .. Vrna Marr To Insaan Usi Din Hi Jata H, Jb Yaad Krne Wala Koi Na Ho..!! |
!!.. Kmaal Ka Hosla Diya Hai Uper Waale Ne.. .. Waaqif Agle Pal Se B Nhi Or Achaaar Pure Saal Ka Daal Lete Hain..!! |
!!.. Agr Aapki Biwi Aapka Kehna Nhi Maanti Hai To Zyada Paresaan Naa Ho.. .. Qki Kisi Ki B Nhi Maanti H, Iska Koi Solution Nhi Hai..!! |
!!.. Me: Papa Meri Madam Badi Mast Hai Na?? .. Papa: Pagal Madam Maa Smaan Hoti H.. .. Me: Haa Papa, Apko To Bass Apni Hi Padi Rehti Hai..!! |